I Like, I Like When We Surely Like One Another

AY. So, I totally fail on my upkeep on this blog, but from what I can see from other blogs, I'm actually not that bad. So props to me!

Let's see, so what's been goin' on? This whole week has been kind of a blur. I got my first foundations of journalism essay back and it was pretty much torn apart. I felt like it wasn't completely my fault since I was unaware that it was supposed to be written as a journalistic essay...which I know, sounds like 'duh, obviously!' but you know what?...shut up. So I'm probably going to go to the Writing Center if the rest of my essays head in this direction...you know, the horrible mangled cracked-out whore direction.

Other than that though, I did extremely well on my quiz and lectures are pretty damn entertaining.

Hmm. Oh yeah. I feel crunchy saying it, but I've realized Britney Spears' most recent album is great to workout, to. I'm not sure why, but it is. Like, her explicit lyrics about promiscuity and penis-in-vagina innuendos are like sexual and gentle tucks under your chin, telling you to keep runnin'.

Brooklyn class is going pretty swell as well. I'm really excited to see what Brooklyn is like, since I'm a baby and have never really ventured out of Manhattan too much.

History of the Universe is pretty cool. Prof. Harbi is funny and the class is not actually that difficult surprisingly.

Hall Council is getting underway and I'm officially the third floor floor rep. I'd love to have a bigger involvement, but I'll hopefully be whoring my body out in Prague next semester.

But besides that, my life hasn't really been that interesting. I feel like my posts have gotten progressively less and less creative and fun, filled with not-as-knee-slappingly-funny similes and such, but whatever. Don't be a bitch-ass judge of me.

Today also marked the first day of what is sure to be a series of rainy days. Except NY rainy days suck, b/c they're not only wet, but humid (that's what...he said?). I walked all the way from Gramercy to the gym, back to Gramercy and all the way to 726 Broadway and back. Boy was I wet. At least in Seattle, you just get the rain; you know, like a gentle golden shower from the heavens, but here, it's like being jizzed on my a gust of rain while being trapped in a luke-warm sauna. It's lovely.

Anywho, I watched a lot of The Office today, but I finished my reading for my Same-Sex presentation and my lab...which means I will be working on my Same-Sex essay all day tomorrow. Ugh.

Pleasingly yours,
Penis Wong

*Donora-Shh