Take Me On a Trip, I'd Like to Go Someday

So Samurai Girl actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Sure, the acting wasn't great, the dialouge left a lot to be desired, and the 'serious' scenes were just comedic. Like, the actors let out sex moans when they got stabbed or something. And I have to say that ABC Family is pushing the envelope with Samruai Girl. There was insinuated sex, some swearing, and a good amount of scandy clothing choices. All in all, I was pleased, but the ending was SO dumb. Ugh. Oh well.

Let's see, I'm trying to update this everyday, and it seems that I already failed at that; I think I'll change my pledge to posting everyday--that way I can just do what I did yesterday and be okay. I'm smart.

So let's see, other than a rather disappointing Samurai Girl, I had a good brunch, except for the fact that Palladium decided to remove the delicious chocolate cake they used to have. Now they have this banana-chocolate-chip cake. It looks like a ripe banana riddled with herpes and some poop frosting. Of course, this didn't deter me from eating it, and it actually wasn't that bad. But I miss me some chocolate cake. It was SO good. And you know that's what she said.

Other than that, yesterday was full of reading and such. Oh yeah. AND 8 CENT YOGURT at 16 Handles. It was effing amazing. Me, Alexis, and Teresa waited in a ridiculous line for over an hour, but god, it was great. We all got over a pound of frozen yogurt each and paid less than a quarter for all of us. Teresa even treated us. I felt special, and loved.

Let's see. Today I had my first History of the Universe lab; it was actually pretty easy for my inept math abilities. I'm no Einstein in regards to my scientific ability, but I'm just as hot as was.

I went to the gym and had an awkward encounter with a guy in the locker room. I was still kinda groggy from my 8AM lab and was lost in the melodious voice of Mr. Andrew McMahon and I dropped my padlock and when I bent down to grab it, the guy next to me decided to drop his towel. It was an almost penis-to-face collision right there. It was awkward, but the other guy didn't seem to mind.

After my workout, I went to Trader Joe's and went to class. Brooklyn class was interesting. We learned that the Dutch settlers in Brooklyn were very into killing Beavers for their pelts and body parts. We of course made the obligatory vagina joke. Hehe, beavers...vagina. Maturity is my strong suit. She said something about Beaver testicles and this guy said "that doesn't make sense" hahaha. I love that class.

The rest of my day wasn't too interesting. To add to my Penn Badgley sightings, I almost bumped into Brooke Shields today. I was carrying my Trader Joe's bag and looking at the filming trailers and the damn-bitch-uneven-ho-bag sidewalk tripped me when I saw Brooke and she said "excuse me!" It was pretty sweet. I of course pushed her over and called her a bitch.

Anyways, other than that, I've been drowing in Baedeker, Journalism, and other miscellaneous work. Ay. And I'm still waiting for a reply back from the internship I applied for. I hope I get it!

Night!

Patty-boy.

*Estelle w/Kanye West-American Boy